Dammit…

Hiya peeps,

Well since my first blog was a smashing success *sarcasm*, I have decided to post another.  I have to give G credit for making this blog.  I had nothing to do with it.  I have about as much patience as I do attention span, and if u know me, then u know that its not much. 

Betty had to tell me what to click on to post, what to click on to type, and my addy for the blog.  She was also clever enough to put categories for me.  Wanna hear’em??? Sure ya do.

 Category 1:  Betty hurts herself again.

• now this will prolly be a very popular category.  She seems to do that all the time.  She’s was once running from a bird and ran into the wall.  The wall splattered her nose across her face.  To bad I didn’t witness that.  Damn birds!  Damn walls! 
• Then there was the time she decided to capture my attention while dancing to “you can leave your hat on.”  Well that went ok until she decided to swing her leg over a kitchen chair attempting to straddle it, kicked the dog across the room with a 6 inch heel.  Now Al your saying, She didn’t hurt herself in that story, she hurt the dog.  Well true the weiner went one way and in her attempts to view the damage, she forgot about the massive heels and proceded to stumble the entire lenght of the house.

Category 2:  Betty hurt ME again.

• This will prolly be the most popular category.  Just for the record, that is where dammit woman came into play.  That is the first words from my lips when she injures me.  “DAMMIT WOMAN”

 Category 3:  Everything Else

• I didn’t realize there was anything else.

 Category 4:  Stupid stuff that only I care about

• That hurts me Betty.  Ya see I have what I would like to think is a fairly large doll collection.  I collect movie maniac dolls.  Ya know Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Donnie Darko, etc…   I prolly have close to 100.  Yes, I tend to show them to EVERYBODY.  Hey, they like’em.  They ask me questions about them, so I proudly answer them.  What does she do while I am chit chatting?  Rolls her eyes, sighs, yawns, rolls her eyes some more.  See the pattern here? 

Category 5:  The dog did something cute

• All day long I could write about my dog.  I love my dog.  She’s my side kick, my buddy, my friend.  Everything she does is cute.  She makes every step I make.  She looks at me and smiles.  Now what is not cute about that.

Well peeps, there they are my categories.  I bet you really wanted to know about them.  I am tired now.  And about to rip my lungs out if I don’t quit hiccupping.  Dammit!!!

Later

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